Thursday, March 27, 2014

Day-22: Yep, I've Pureed That

Years ago my Magic Bullet died. It was replaced with an Oster Personal Blender. The Oster gets the job done, but it's no bullet.

When I had the Magic Bullet I used it for things like shakes, margaritas, guacamole, whipped cream, salsa and other random things. The Oster's really only good for shakes and pureeing stuff for my Liquid Lent.

My Uncle called me today and left me a voice mail, part of which said "Would it count if I had a chef puree a Filet Mignon, steak fries and a beer? If so, I think I could do your liquid diet."

As I mentioned before, I'm trying to avoid turning "normal" meals into liquids - after all, these are my rules so if I'm going to take the effort to puree a meal I might as well just eat the meal. Pureeing a meal as a loophole only cheats me.

But here's a list of things I have pureed or have been given to me pureed:
  • Slimfast & Ice
  • Slimfast and peanut butter 
  • Slimfast, Ice & Blueberries 
  • Slimfast & Chia Seed (I'll talk more about Chia another day)
  • Ice cream and Milk
  • Split Pea Soup
  • Ham & Bean Soup
  • Chili
  • Corn Chowder 
  • Fight Club Captain's: Cancer Crushing Magic Awesomeness 
  • Some weird thing from The Republic that looked amazing. I think it had carrots and coriander amongst other things
  • Hummus, Spicy SW Ranch Dip & French Onion Broth - IT WAS AWFUL - The thought of that combo will haunt me for the rest of my life 
  • Cream of Mushroom Soup 
  • Strawberries, Whipped Cream, Vanilla Ice cream & Sponge Cake - I almost consider that cheating - but only almost 
I'm pretty sure that during the next three weeks that list will expand, but for now that's it. Here is a list of things I've really wanted to puree:
  •  A Cheeseburger
  • Tacos, Tacos, Tacos and more Tacos 
  • Chips, Salsa & Guacamole 
  • Peperoni Pizza and Beer
  • Beef Roast
  • Mashed Potatoes and Gravy   
  • Macaroni and Cheese

I have not been around a steak, but the next time I am it will probably be added to the list.


Started the day at 196 LBS & More than 1/2 way done!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Day-21: Weekday Jesus

"Heyyyy - who's up for a miracle?"


Then again, who would be opposed to a miracle?

BTW - this is "Buddy Christ" from the move Dogma. The religious community was offended by this movie. Sometimes religion takes itself to serious.

Typically I don't get offended when people mock my faith. Often people mock what they do not understand, or what scares them - other times the mocking is useful in learning what needs to be changed or improved upon.  In 2000 both Al Gore and Former President George W. Bush both admitted to watching Saturday Night Live's mock presidential debate, to see what mannerisms needed to be improved upon. 

"Weekday Jesus" is the same as "Sunday Jesus" who is absolutely the same guy as "Weekend Jesus."  As it turns out there is only Jesus.

The thing is - I often find myself only thinking about "Sunday Jesus" and paying less attention to "Weekday Jesus," which really means that I don't spend enough time Monday to Saturday thinking about Jesus.

I don't act any different on Sunday. Other than Church led prayers I don't pray in more than the rest of the week. I don't dress, speak or act different. I don't abstain from TV, music, cold beer and fatty foods (other than Lent). I'm not kinder to strangers or more pious in my manner. However, I do look closer and pay more attention to God and my faith on Sundays.

Yet another thing that bothers me, that I need to work on, that needs to be added to the list.

Even Monday through Saturday, my faith deserves and requires a conscious effort. 

 
Time to start looking for and paying attention to Weekday Jesus - after all, he's just regular Sunday Jesus (but maybe giving me a thumb up)


Started the day at 195 LBS. 

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Day-20: The Scale

Jesus did not wander the desert for 40-Days to look good for wedding season.


I do not recommend the all liquid diet as a weight loss system, but the weight loss does help with staying true to the task.




I know that there are some people whom glance at my blog to see how much weight I'm losing on the liquid diet - the answer is a lot and the weight is melting off.  I'm actually working out less than I typically do. I'm an active guy and still stay busy but the time I typically use to work out is being taken by blogging.

If I wanted to glorify what I was doing I'd tell people that for 44-Days I get to drink all the milkshakes and beer that I want and I'll lose about 25 lbs. But the liquid diet is a miserable diet. I'm always hungry, always short tempted and never full.

On the liquid diet the weight loss works like things:
- Days 1-3: Lack of solid and overall food accounts for the drop in a few lbs
- Days 4-5: Body is super hungry, temper is short, and a pound or two of real weight is gone
- Days 6-7: Body has almost adjusted to all liquids but first it wants to cleanse its colon and a few more pounds are lost in an unpleasant method through the backside. Additionally, another real pound or so is gone
- Days 8-10: Body has fully adjusted to the liquid diet and drop in calories, excess fat is now burned for energy
- Days 10+: Body starts to burn about three pounds of weight every five-days

 At Day-20 I'm down 13lbs. Based on my previous experiences and how I see the trend, I'll lose another 12lbs by the time I eat solid foods again.

Like I said, I don't recommend this as a diet system and other than Lent I don't partake in a liquid diet. I don't think I'd make it 44-Days without any solid food without the added bonus of dropping some unneeded body fat.

My journey continues.

Started the day at 196 LBS.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Day-19: I Have Not Eaten Food In 19-Days!

If you were not aware, I gave up sold foods for Lent. I'm not starving. I get plenty of calories, vitamins and minerals, they just all come in the liquid form. But 19 days without food is not fun.

Today I passed on the following:
  • Toast
  • Church cookies 
  • Beef Roast, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, Warm Bread, Roasted Beansprouts, Cauliflower and Salad
  • Oreo Brownies with M&M topping and Ice Cream
  • Cheez Its and apple slices
  • Avocado chunks  
  • Baked Ham Sandwich
  • FRESH BAKED BANANA BREAD!
 Instead I had the following:
  • Slim fast with chia seed
  • Cup of Coffee
  • V8
  • Pureed split pea soup
  • Diet Coke
  • A Miller Lite  
  • Pureed Chili 
  • A Killian's
Not exactly a fair trade, but I won't starve to death. I have another 27 days to go before I'll eat solids again and I am literally counting down the days. I have not started to think about what I'll eat for my first meal (other than Holy Communion) but I have been thinking about foods I'll want to eat in the first few days and they all have texture and none are tomato based. 

This will be my 4th post of the day. The other three lacked depth. Beth told me that next time I miss a day to not worry about it and just post when I have time, which I like the sound of. But I'm afraid that if allow myself to skip posts that my routine will get shot and my posts will become less and less frequent, until I'm only posting once a week. So post #4 of the day continues.

Daniel said to me today: "Dad, wouldn't it be cool if because you believed in God bad things couldn't hurt you? Like you could touch poison and not have the poison make you hurt? Or if you were hurt, you were healed right away? Wouldn't it be cool if he did that? That's why I believe in God dad, because it'd be cool if he could do that to me."

I didn't think I could answer him without crying, so I just smiled and kept making dinner.

Daniel is only 6 and knows that he had open heart surgery when he was only 3-days-old, but he is far too young to understand the magnitude of that situation. He's far too young to understand that when he was in utero he was diagnosed with HLHS - a heat defect that kills more than 1/3 of all children who are born with it, but after he was delivered doctors discovered that heart defect was less severe than expected. Someday Daniel will understand the impact that his birth has had on my faith, but not it isn't today - if it were, he would not have needed to ask me those questions.

Daniel's question was the preamble as to why, at 6-years-old, he believes in God. If you're wondering why I believe in God - it's because I just do. I'm not articulate enough to write why and I probably wouldn't do the answer justice - but I believe in God and I believe that Jesus Christ in my Lord and Savior.

There are times when I feel disconnected with God. There are times when I am angry at God and question "why?" There are times when I look at my faith from an analytical point of view or with cynicism.
  • How do I know my God is the correct God?
  • If I know so little about Hinduism, Muslim, Spiritualism, Judaism, Scientology, why is my Christianity correct? 
  • If my God is great then why is there so much wrong with the world today? 
Frankly, I don't have the answers for my cynical self and I don't need them. There is a difference between "why" and "what's great about him."

"Why do I believe in God?" is a question that I answer with - "I just do." But the question "what's great about God?" - is a question I could answer in depth.

How do I know I love Beth - I just do, I just know.  I could list dozens of things that I love about my wife, but as to the question "Do you love your wife" there is no proof needed, it is just something that I know. I know that I love Beth and I know that I believe in God.

I love when one of my children asks me a harmless question and it stops me in my tracks. I'm glad that this question got to be record, because they don't always get to be.

Started the day at 197 lbs.




Day-17: Frozen

HELP!

Can anybody tell me why the little rock wizard made Snow Witch promise that she would not tell her little sister that she had powers?
I missed the importance of that. Regardless it is still a super cute movie.

Day-17 (Friday): was family movie night at Daniel's elementary school. For $2.00 a head we brought lawn chairs, some blankets, sat in a elementary school gymnasium and watched 100+ elementary school kids run around like crazy until the movie started.

Actually, the administration does it really well. The doors opened at 6:30 PM but the movie didn't start until 7:15ish, so the kids all got to run around while the patents mingled and watched the chaos.  The move started at the perfect time. There was popcorn... I wanted popcorn...

*Squirrel* (If you don't get the reference watch Disney's "Up")

I miss avocado. I like to cut an avocado into chunks then toss with salt, pepper, lime juice and just eat it. I love the taste, the texture and the fact that it is "healthy fat". I know I could puree and drink it some how, but it would not be the same.

This is my 3rd post for the day. Again, it's Day-19 and I'm now writing Day-17. I have this agonizing feeling that I'm missing something significant about Day-17.  Obviously there was no epiphany attached with Day-17, but I had thought that I wanted to share that is now gone, maybe gone forever and that bugs me.

Skipping things sucks. I hate to "cut corners", to "phone it in", to rush though stuff and there should be a balance. My goal is to have a blog post for every day - but what is more important, quantity or quality? I'm not sure, what I do know is that this week taught me not to get behind with my posts.

Started the day at 197 LBS.

Day-16: I Made Meatballs Tongiht

If you didn't read Day-15. Today is Day-19 (Sunday) I'm just now writing Day-16 (Thursday).

I thought about just skipping Days-15-17 but this is a good lesson for me about due diligence. I let myself get behind and kept telling myself that I'd get caught up and just didn't. I hate having to write a post the day after, let alone tying to make up three in one day, counting the post of that day - it's 4 posts.

Like rushing anything, the more posts that I need to publish at one time, the less in quality each item is. Think of cars, the lesser quality cars are produced in the quickest amount of time. I'm not stating that production cars are not quality cars, but I'd take one of the handmade Italian jobbies that go 200 MPH over a Kia any day. 

I made Meatballs for dinner. We had friends over so I made spaghetti and meatballs. Before that day I had never made a meatball from scratch, but I will again. I was told that they tasted good, the best I can do is tell you that they smelled good.

It was actually pretty easy. 1/2 LBS of ground beef and ground sausage, 1 Egg, 1 cup of Italian bread crumbs, salt, pepper, 1/4 cup of milk, garlic powder, 1/4 cup of diced onion, Italian seasoning, 1 TBSP Worcestershire sauce. Mix it all together, role it up and bake at 375 till juices run clear.

That's it - all you get is my meatball recipe.

Started the day at 197 lbs.

Day-15: Another Hidden Post

Last time I fell behind with my blog posts I published something but didn't share it on Facebook. I quickly typed something about St. Paddy's Day, published it and moved on. I'm thinking that this is how this post will end up, being published but not really promoted.

This "publish and move on" thing is not because I'm being lazy or embarrassed about what I type. I take pride in what I publish, no matter how short or silly it seems there is thought and effort behind it. I don't mind promoting fluff, not everything I publish will be meaningful, or insightful, or spiritual. I just think that multiple posts in a row is too much.

I started this post on Day-15, but I was behind on Day-14 so Day-15 never was finished. It is now Day-19 (Sunday) and Day-15 was Wednesday, so I'm having a little trouble singling that day out. It's interesting how somethings may run together and others do no. I don't recall anything too specific about 4 days ago, but other details are so crystal clear in my mind. I remember things that happen with friends or people go as far back as 4-years old. I can recall events that happened with people and then when I bring up a "remember when" story about the event, people often have no memory of the event.  I've been accused of making things up before.

I know I'm going to be one of those senior citizens who cannot remember if I did or did not wipe myself, I'll forget what I had for breakfast by lunch and the days of the week will be meaningless - but I'll know who was on my little league team from the 6th grade. I'll know who I sat next to in class for most of 2nd grade. I'll recall my elementary school teachers by name and I'll know the words to the theme songs to all the cartoons of my youth.

Sadly, most of the things that are etched into my mind are not of the utmost importance. I still know the phone number to my 2nd grade best friend's parent's home, but no matter how many times I look it up, "affect" and "effect" still mess with me.  I remember the combination to my locker, for my senior year of high school, 26-18-10, but I do not remember what the locker number was. Not all the details I remember are significant or sentimental. I remember that growing up the local grocery store's deli counter always had that sweet miracle whip cheddar cheese dip with Ritz Crackers for sample, but don't recall the date I got engaged to my wife. One might argue that the dip holds something of my youth, but it doesn't. It is just something I remember. Like conversation I had in middle school, or games of kickball or soccer played in elementary school. It's just stuff that my brain chose to keep over things like the capital of all 50 states or the atomic numbers off the Periodic Table of Elements.

I'm not sure if any of this means anything, but I'm assuming that Wednesday was just a good day.

Started it at 198 LBS.


Saturday, March 22, 2014

Day-18: This Kind Of Evening

mmmmm


 Nearly any reason to enjoy good Whiskey is a worthy reason. Today's reason - just an overall good day.



I'm going to ignore the fact that today technically started at midnight, which will allow me the opportunity to ignore the fact that Deborah was a fussy sleeper last night and I woke up grumpy. My Blog, my rules - today my day started at 8:30 AM. 


My Schedule Today:

  • 8:30 AM - Took the boys to a T-Ball Clinic at the high school
  • 9:30 AM - Had a coffee from McDonalds :)
  • 10:30 AM - Helped my future sister-in-law move into her new place 
  • 12:00 PM - Had a Coors Light
  • 1:00 PM - Had pureed split pea soup and helped clean the house
  • 2:30 PM - A buddy came over and we watched college basketball / The Amazing Spiderman
  • 5:00 PM - Had pureed chili for dinner
  • 5:45 PM - The wife and I took the kids to the mall, I needed a wallet and Beth needed to get out of the house
  • 7:30 PM - Watched Phineas and Ferb on the couch with the boys
  • 8:10 PM - Put the boys to bed - Beth put Deborah down
  • 8:15 PM - Sitting on the couch with Beth, watching We Bought a Zoo, drinking the last of my 16-Year Aberlour and writing
Some Thoughts On The Mall:
  • Teens today dress in the most ugly clothing - seriously, to me they dress as though they lost a bet. Did my parents think that about clothes when I was a teen?
  • If you are ever in a foreign city and feel homesick find the nearest mall and go there. Malls are so similar that the mall you are at will feel just like your local mall and help you to feel better
  • J.C. Penny is a great place to use the restroom, clean and not crowded - it's upstairs, just past the luggage section 
  • Malls are crowded on an early Saturday evening 
  • The children's play area is not as unlike a midget cage fight as one would think 
  • Soft pretzels smell delicious - they boys get the pretzel bites and they were as tempting as anything I've come across during the last 18-Days
  • The food court is brimming with cholesterol and adolescent insecurities
  • I love to watch the people at the mall
  • Did I mention that teens today have no sense of fashion? 
 Just Some Random Thoughts:
  • We Bought a Zoo is super cute
  • I'm sad that my Aberlour is now gone, of all the Whiskeys I've owned, it's my favorite. 
  • Today felt like the perfect way to spend a Saturday 
  • Saturdays are not nearly as hard I they were in 2011
  • I still have 26-Days to go
  • J.C. is my homeboy

Started the day at 197 LBS. 



Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Day-14: #MyFirstWorldProblems

FYI: I don't tweet, I don't have a twitter account, I've never even visited the website.

Okay, Okay - I know, I know - but I have to say it again, V8 and Slim Fast is getting old.

It's not that I'm not grateful for what I have. I am grateful for the nourishment that I have readily available to me, but still - lack of texture and variety in flavor does make nourishment a little tedious on the ole taste buds.  I'm 14-Days into this, which leaves me about 30 more to go, I'll make it, but I'll complain from time to time.

So I kind of lost my "Fellow Traveler." It's not his fault, he didn't cave but rather crumbled, literally. He completely tore is Achilles tendon in a game of pickup basketball. If you're not familiar with the injury, it's painful, very, very painful. I've never tore an Achilles, but I have been around sports long enough to understand that the only injuries that hurt more involve bones protruding though skin. Between the pain meds that require food with consumption, not being mobile enough to walk to the bathroom to pee twice an hour and post surgery recovery, my "Fellow Traveler" will have to have a liquid mulligan some other time.

A Text Conversation:

- Me: Get anything from the journey?
- F.T.: Self denial is not the same as not having. Self control is a good thing. Intentional is better than happenstance. I like chewing.
- F.T.: In no particular order.
- Me: So nothing really new?
- F.T.: The chewing thing was really shocking.
- Me: I guess, but not unexpected

It sucks to lose a travel buddy in this but not as bad as tearing my Achilles heal. To the best of my knowledge my "Fellow Traveler" already has a strong relationship with Christ. I doubt that being sidelined with this journey will hamper his relationship with The Lord, but it would have been fun to hit Day-44 together.

More First World Problems I Encounter:
- The seat heaters on my minivan went out this winter and I never got that fixed
- Sometimes my wireless connection fades in and out
- We had cellulose data overages two months ago
- Daycare is expensive
- I'm sick of chocolate shakes
- We are going to have to replace our dishwasher soon
- I no longer own an extra vehicle that we can use for camping and drive through the dunes at Silver Lake
- We won't be able to afford to vacation at Disney for another couple years
- It's been a couple years since my wife and I took a week and sat on the beach in Mexico
- Sometimes I have late fees at the library
- I noticed that we had some expired can goods in the pantry
- The hot water tank at my house is not large enough for all of us to take consecutive hot showers
- Sometimes the bluetooth does not always connect my van to my iPhone right away
- It's been really cold and snowy this winter
- The iPhone 6 is not out yet...


Started the day 198 LBS :)

Monday, March 17, 2014

Day-13: Happy St. Paddy's Day

... because Patty is short for Patricia and Paddy is short for Patrick, which is derived from Padraig. Thank you ABC news.

Actually, of all the major holidays, I know few of the details regarding St. Patrick's Day. St. Patrick died on March 17th a long time ago. I know to wear green, to drink beer, to "eat" corned beef and cabbage (next year) and if I can, be in Savannah, Georgia for the party.  I could wiki St. Paddy's Day, but eh.  It's okay Emmitt was once an Irish surname so I think I get a pass on needing to know the holiday details.

BTW:


BEER!!!!








Anyway -

Today was a much better day than yesterday. No near misses, not doubts, no second guessing. Don't worry coach I got this.

When I was struggling on Day-12 I told Beth, "It's a good thing I'm losing weight, because going though this and being the same size when I'm done would not be worth it." Sadly that is how I feel, I'm that weak, needy and selfish. I wish a closer connection to God would be enough to keep me going through this, but if it were, my journey would be daily devotionals and Bible study. Yep, I'm needy and vain, and to go with the faith building I need the liquids, the blog and the weight loss.

Holiday = Short Post.

Started the day at 199 LBS

Day-12: Cleared Another Weekend

If I was going to fail, it was going to be Day-12.

This is not to say that not eating solids has been fun or easy. Frankly I know that the next next 30 odd days will be full of low points. Not eating solids sucks, it's hard and not fun. My body is doing weird things. I never feel full and I'm constantly tempted to shove stuff into my taste hole.

However, today I truly toyed with the idea of eating.I thought about just quitting what I'm doing, I thought about blending pizza, I thought about taking a Mini Easter, I thought about why... I do not have any problem with the Catholic practice of each Sunday between Ash Wednesday and Good Friday being a Mini Easter, it is how they do it and it works for them. What I am doing is working for me - my journey, my rules.

I think it is good that it was hard day. I think it was good for me that it was a day full of doubt. I think that between the toasted bagels, leftover cupcakes, cold pizza screaming for mustard, pot roast roasting from 8:00 AM, twice backed potatoes, roasted broccoli and orange sherbert my day should have involved food, but it did not.

I have a buddy who gave up sweets and soda for Lent. My buddy is Catholic and told me that on Sunday he drank a two liter and chowed down on cookies and candy by the handful. If that works for my buddy, more power too him. If I ate solid foods on Sunday my body would hurt on Monday and I'd be mentally beat up by Tuesday.

I still love watching the cooking channel - Dinners Drive-Ins and Dives is pure food porn.

Since we were across the state at my parent's house we did not make it to Church on Sunday. Jesus does not take attendance and I don't feel guilty when I miss a day here and there but I look at Church a lot like being at my parent's home. Even when I'm not there I know that it is home, but going there is never a bad idea.

Didn't have a scale - but surprise, surprise, my meals mostly included V8 & Slimfast.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Day-11: When I Skip A Day

I'm sitting here on my couch, in sweats and a t-shirt and I have no idea what to write. Yesterday I did not eat any solids, but I did not blog. Now I have writer's block, kind of.

See, I know what I want to write about today, but not sure what I want write about for yesterday. I can remember thinking, at various times yesterday, "when I sit down to blog I'll write about ____." I just can't recall what the ____ is and I'm kicking my self for not taking the time write "it" down when "it" was fresh in my mind.

I know Saturday was a good day. I didn't eat any solids but I did get to go spend a lot of time with family and friends. My boys got haircuts and then we had lunch with a childhood friend. After lunch I went to see Mr. Peabody & Sherman with my brother, father and sons and then after that Beth, the boys, Deborah and I got a meet the first child of a different childhood friend.

Side Note: Mr. Peabody was a cute movie and the boys loved it.













Anyway, I'm thinking that there is a lesson to be learned in not blogging and it ties directly into my faith or rather struggles with my faith. There are various moments where I feel connected to God and feel a need to build upon on that connection. Those moments rarely come and convenient times and are all to often moved to the back burner because of the inconvenience of the moment. Once on the back burner it is forgotten until I can no longer recall what that connection originally and I'm left mentally yelling at myself.

I think those missed moments are similar to when you call a person, then after a brief hello you forget the reason you called, only with potentially more eternal consequences.

If someone were to ask me if I could spare the time to drop whatever I'm doing in order to figure those moments out, to determine why I'm feeling a certain connection and what the connection means? I'd tell that person "no, I don't believe that in most situations I could spare the time".

But I'm thinking I'm wrong.

I'm not sure if I'll ever stop experiencing those moments but I am thinking that it is probably not worth risking the ones I have.


Didn't check the scale on Saturday.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Day-10: Be It Ever So Humble

I've had a friend since we were both four-years-old. We were in scouts together, on the same coach pitch baseball team, many AYSO teams together and we went trick-or-treating together nearly every year. As kids we played together often and maintained the friendship all though middle and high school. We've spent holidays together, we were college roommates and I was the best man in my friend's wedding. Nowadays we are still friends, our wives are friends, our kids the same ages and our families get together for things like pool parties and birthdays. The friendship is really a cool thing and means a lot to me.

My friend's mother was my original "grammar / spell check" - long before these were standard options on nearly everything, first generation typing programs did not have those features, so when I typed a paper for school at my friend's house, his mother checked my work.

About two hours ago my friend's mother informed me that the grammar in my blog sucks.

... I'm sorry!

- Fail

Yet another project.

We are spending the weekend at my parent's house. It is the house I grew up in, a house full of love and memories a house that will always be home. My parent's place is always welcoming, always comfortable, prefect for relaxing and ideal for over eating.

Since getting here I had 2 cans of V8, Campbell Vegetable Beef "Soup On The Go", some blended tomato cabbage soup and three beers... yeah, I'm not full.

We are in town for my sister-in-law's baby shower :) Tomorrow during the shower I'm taking the boys on a man mission. Don't expect a lot from the blog - but at least that gives me fewer opportunities to make a mockery of the English language.

The scale here is different than the one I have at home, so I'll update my weight on Monday.

Beer #4 here I come.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Day-9: Babies, Beer & Weddings (and some kittens)

Jonah Hill told us the secret to being popular on YouTube in Funny People (2009) -

Leo (Jonah Hill): If you put "cute kitten" in the title of our YouTube video, you're going to get 1,000,000 hits.

Here's to you Leo:











Facebook is similar - pictures with Deborah get the most "likes", followed closely by photos of my boys, family and finally pictures of Beth and I. When friends post things about weddings their pages explode and I get the most friend interaction any time I mention beer in my status.

I think that if I had a status update from a wedding, which included a picture of Deborah sitting with a couple kittens, holding a High Life - my page would become so popular that a hole might tare in the space time continuum.

I'm sort of stuck with a "Catch 22". I write this blog because I enjoy it, because it makes me think about why I'm sacrificing sold foods, what my relationship with God is, how I can improve my relationship with God, how I can improve other aspects of my life - but the blog also messes with me.

I look to see how many people read my posts and then wonder "what could I do to make it more popular?", which is selfish and something I need to work to avoid. This experience should not be centered on me and therefore the blog should not be my personal ego stroke.  This blog is important to me, but I need to work on the reason as to why it is important. So far, 9-days into this I'm finding more questions and giving myself more projects than I'm fixing. I still have 34-days until I eat solid foods again and 37-days until Easter, so I'm not yet impatient but, yeah.

Anyway, going out to grab a beer with a buddy tonight so I used my "lunch break" to throw down these thoughts.

Started the day at 200 lbs - will end it a with a beer or two.



 

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Day-8: "Unless...

Tonight I laid next to Daniel and read him The Lorax. We've watched the 2012 movie and handful of times and always enjoy it. This was our first reading and Daniel was a little confused because the movie and book are slightly different - which makes since because the book takes 15 minutes to read and the movie runs for 95 minutes.

On a totally cute note, the book obviously contains no songs but that didn't stop Daniel from humming them while I read.

The book is a fable for corporate greed vs. the environment and the danger it poses to nature (says wiki). I get that - but I don't care - it's fun to read and even more fun to watch. Also The Lorax gives us this:

 

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's Note. -- the Lorax

I'm not a huge quote person. I can probable spout off and identify as many or more than most people, but I don't use quotes as prove I'm right. They are not my facts as to why I believe something - quotes are soundbites, they sound nice, are sometimes profound and useful but typically used out of context and molded to the quote reciter's needs for or against something.

A person can take lines from scripture and quote them to make claims that the Bible is against women's right, pro slavery, against miscegenation and we should stone Sunday workers, among other extremely inhumane and unchristian stances. I don't use the Bible to do such things, maybe the Westboro Baptist Church, but not me. I try to take scripture in its entirety, with the understating of when it occurred, when it was recorded, how many times it's been translated ad how far Michigan is from the Middle East, to mold my faith.  I use quotes as accents or starting points to form, grow, expand, highlight or debate ideas.

Daniel and I briefly talked about what that quote meant and why I appreciate it so much. We talked about how he raised money for the American Heart Association because he cares. We also talked about the need to watch out in life, to see what we can and should care about, to make it better.

My heart doesn't always bleed like it could and I don't always make things better. I don't ever see myself leaving my possessions behind and taking up the missionary's burden. I know God has plans for us all and he does not give us more than we can handle. Just as Daniel and I talked about, I'm looking, listening and searching for what I should care an awful lot about, to make it better.


Started the day at 203, didn't really crave food and wasn't sure what I was going to write about until I sat down.



Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Day-7: Taco Tuesday!

It's Taco Tuesday! Ask my boys:

- Me: Bisc (Short for Biscuit, AKA Samuel) what day is it?
- Bisc: TACO TUESDAY

We Love Taco Tuesday at the Emmitt Household :) Seriously, our boys have a designated day for tacos - Sammy Biscuit eats three full sized tacos, it's a great dinner.
- We use ground beef from the 1/4 Farm Raised cow we get every year
- Soft corn tortilla shells fried in Crisco w/ salt & pepper
- Cheese, Franks Hot Sauce, refried Beans, lettuce, sour cream, salsa, taco sauce
- Homemade guacamole   

mmmmm

I had Campbells Soup On the Go - 2 cans, Tortilla and Creamy Tomato

Fail...

Actually, today was the easiest day so far. I didn't crave or almost east food once. Admittedly, my mouth did water while I was frying the shells but it was never a struggle. Seemingly, my stomach is getting used to the liquids and my body is adjusting to the calorie schedule, this is good because the last six days have been unpleasant. Though I must be losing weight:

17-year-old brother-in-law: Hey, your face is looking less fat.
Me: (Blank quizzical stare)
17-year-old brother-in-law: Er, um, I mean that in a good way
Me: Thank you

So yeah.

I'm trying really hard not to let my Lenten experience affect our routine, which I love, so I'm still cooking dinners and we still sit at the table and "eat." This is important because some day, not to far away, life will get the better of us and little league, wrestling, dance, scouts (or cadets), work, PTA, gymnastics, whatever... will be there and we won't get "dinner time". Dinner will be on the go, or "in between", or "when we get there" and though it may involve family members, it won't involve sit down time. It won't involve sharing stories, listening, yelling at the kids to stay seated and stop banging the table. Dinner won't have spilled milk on the floor, a dog begging for scraps, a baby with food on her face, laughing at burps and toots or bible stories at the end. Dinner won't start with hands being held and "Thank you for our food and our many many blessings and for our family and friends, AMEN." Dinner won't be our anchor for the day, it won't be what starts the bedtime routine, it won't be what it is now.

When I was young, before my brothers were too busy, before the evenings were taken from us by life, dinner was our anchor.  My dad sat at an end of the table, then going clockwise I was to his left, than Tim, than Nate, than my mom and finally Kate (to my dad's right). Every meal started with "Thank you for our food and our many many blessings and for our family, AMEN". When Tim left for college we add "Wherever they are" between "family" and "AMEN" and sometime in my late teens we add "and friends." I remember pulling a chair to the wall, so I could see out the window, to look for my dad's truck coming down the road. There were not cell phones, no pager, no email - dinner was at 6:00 PM, maybe 6:30 PM and dad made it on time to dinner. It was Shepard's Pie, or Tuna Casserole, or Shake and Bake Chicken, or Hamburger Helper, or Lasagna, or Spaghetti w/ garlic bread. At a lot of meals one of the sides was regular sliced butter bread, the idea is foreign to me now - with so many banked goods in a can... but back then, it was what we had, what we ate. On Friday's it was homemade pizza and the "Friday Family Movie" on broadcast. Sometimes we played Monopoly, or Risk, or Easy Money, or Careers, or Pit, or a VHS Game "Doorways to Adventure" or if we were lucky we got to rent a VHS and have Pizza Magic (now Crazy Gator) takeout, from Highland, MI.

Oh I'm sure there were exceptions. I remember scout meetings being on Tuesdays and I'm sure my dad didn't always make it home on time, but he made it enough so that the experience of a family dinner is the strong memory and not the special occasion. My brother's are 4 & 5-years older than I am, so I'd imagine by the time I was 7 or 8, family dinners were no longer the norm. My brothers played sports, had scouts, were in clubs. I played sports staring from 5 or 6, was always in scouts, often had clubs. But the dinners, the dinner memory is there - strong enough to a real, substantive, cherishable memory.

My kids will have that, they'll remember family dinners. They will remember Taco Tuesday, grilled burgers, chicken pot pie, shake and bake chicken, pizza (homemade or not), crock-pot meals, breakfast foods for dinner. They'll also remember too many fish sticks and chicken nuggets - but that's okay because mostly they will remember the event - how we were all there, how we made time, how it started with hands held and that catchy little Emmitt prayer, and they'll remember how it ended, with a Bible story before a tubby or shower, or TV, or games, or the WiiU, or toys. They will remember how dinner was the start to the end of their evening. They will probably remember being yelled at for getting out of the seat, or not eating veggies or banging the table, but all that only makes the memory that much more real.

So I don't mind cooking, I not sad that I didn't get to eat a taco tonight. I'm not sad that last night I didn't have a hand formed, grilled burger on a toasted bun, with homemade thin-cut baked french fries, or roasted broccoli. I'm not even sad that my dinner came from a can or cup and that three minutes I can both prepare and consume it. I'm happy that I had a reason to yell "get back in your seat", a reason to read and a reason to hold little hands.



Sam's leftovers from Monday evening - normally I'd make sure he is in the "clean plate club".








Started the day at 203 LBS - finished with ??? calories but 3-Beers - go me!

Monday, March 10, 2014

Day-6: Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

  Office Space 1999


Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.



Thank you Lawrence

I'm writing this post while I sit in Belle Tire, waiting on couple of new corners for the Vibe (we had a blowout last night).

The thing about the liquid diet is that I almost never feel full and when I you do, it does not last. I'm not nutritionist, dietician, trainer and my involvement in the medical community is purely as a patient / consumer.  I did little research as to the best way to go all liquid before taking part in this back in 2011 and no research this go around. So most of my tips, techniques and methods come from "learning by doing" and google.

Here is what I can tell you:
- At any given moment my body can start to feel like it has a "Case of the Mondays"
- It is important to stay up on the calorie intake
- Frequent intake is important
- Liquids fly through my system and 220 liquid calories do not keep me going nearly as much as a granola bar, or something similar would. Though this may be because calories keep hitting an empty stomach
- If I go more than 2.5 hours without calories, other than when sleeping, I start to feel drunk, and not in a good way. Seriously, I'll be sitting there and suddenly realize that my brain is not processing as it should and my motor skills feel off
- It takes about 10 minutes after caloric consumption to start to feel better
- When waking up in the morning I have about 15-minues before the "crash" starts
- Alcohol goes strait to the brain, which is both good and bad. The good is that I'm a cheap date. The bad is that I enjoy beer, tasting, drinking, sampling, but I'm a fast drinking, regardless of the of what I'm drinking and my tolerance is now about a 1.5 beers before my world starts to shift
- Protein is HUGE - the more you can drink the better. Ignore fat content, most of the what I drink has little or no fat, so when I do purchase something I look at the protein content. That is energy, long lasting energy and not easily or cheaply located in a can
- Variety is important. Not just for nutritional purposes, V8, fruit juice, meal shakes, beer, milk shakes, soda, coffee, water, it all serves a purpose, all provides a nutritional benefit, but variety is also necessary for sanity. If you think about it, at most meals you get a different flavors, textures, smells and I get tomato, or chocolate, or strawberry banana, or chicken broth, all with no crunch, it gets old. Trying to change it up is so very important.  
- Just because it sounds good combined, does not mean that it will be once everything is blended together (hummus, french onion soup broth, and spicy SW veggie dip - BLAH - I can still taste that disaster)

I'm sure I'll expand on the list at other entries but this should give you a good handle on what I have going on.

Not much on J.C. so far today and I'm still mulling on yesterday's service.

Started the day at 204 lbs.